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Night Live usually responds to a national tragedy by eschewing comedy. Usually, it has no choice.
Three weeks after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, premiered its season with a stone faced speech by the mayor of a bloodied city. After the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in 2012, the show opening sketch was simply children singing Night. Because how would you joke about that?
But when returned to the air this weekend, after a month long hiatus during which the country worst ever high school shooting massacre took place, the show used President Donald Trump to bridge the gap between the tragic and the ridiculous.
It had been less than three weeks since 17 students and educators were shot to death in Parkland, Florida but in those weeks Trump had: a) met with teenage survivors while holding a crib note that read hear you; b) said if the high school teachers had been armed one would have the hell out of the gunman; c) broke with the National Rifle Association and proposed confiscating guns ( the guns first, go through due process second d) backtracked hours later; e) said he would have run into the school unarmed to confront a man with a high powered rifle.
Which is to say that had no problem finding material for its opening sketch on Saturday
The sketch was an imaginary sequel to Trump televised meeting on Wednesday, in which he had stunned Congress members by calling (at least briefly) for strict gun control.
Alec Baldwin played an oval mouthed, vacant eyed Trump, as he has since the presidential campaign. He was flanked by two flags, an obsequious Vice President MikePence (Beck Bennett) and a gibbering Sen. Dianne Feinstein (Cecily Strong).
week I met with a group of teenage survivors of gun violence, Baldwin said. I want to assure them once again picked up a note card.
hear you. And I care. Trump impression has not changed much since 2016. He tends to leave his mouth locked in the shape of whatever vowel he last pronounced. The real Trump digressed from his vacillating messages about gun control this week to complain about it.
have to take a hard look at mental health, Baldwin said, echoing Trump actual assertions that most school shooters are mentally ill before digressing into Trump style bragging: I have so much of, I have one of the healthiest mentals. My mentals are so high. we have to respect the law,
he said. me, no one loves the 2nd Amendement and due process more than me. But maybe we just take everyone guns away. OK, nobody is allowed to have a gun. Even whites. his left, Feinstein made happy gurgling noises. On his right, Pence looked constipated.
youth of America deserve to feel safe and secure in their schools, Baldwin said, folks, I can only run into so many schools and save everybody. led into an extended non sequitur in which Trump imagined himself running into the high school, tackling the shooter, I just keep running and running and running, all the way to North Korea (which has been in the news too), where he would assault the dictator Kim Jong Un and thus solve the issues of gun violence and nuclear arms in one sprint.
Now Baldwin monologue, like certain of the real Trump speeches, lost any semblance of focus.
Baldwin Trump lamented the abrupt resignation of White House communications director Hope Hicks. was like a daughter to me, he said, and made an obscene gesture with his tongue. smart. So hot. mentioned Trump son in law Jared Kushner, whose murky debts and business ties may have imperiled his job as a White House adviser. He attacked attorney general Jeff Sessions, as the real Trump really did this week.
brought back the steel industry by destroying the auto industry and tanking the stock market, Baldwin said, meaning the international alarm after Trump promised steel and aluminum tariffs this week. either had no time or inclination to mention that Trump subsequently assured the country that wars are good. at the end of his monologue did Baldwin Trump remember its beginning.